I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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