I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
whose ass print is on the piano?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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