if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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