I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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