We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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