if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
