She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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