I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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