He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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