I smell stomach acid.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
