How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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