check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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