How'd it feel making her break her religion?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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