I'm really into asian looking animals
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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