The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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