dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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