If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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