ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I got inside last night via doggy door
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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