yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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