it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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