nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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