He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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