You surviving the open bar?
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a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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