thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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