I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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