How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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