They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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