Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
