it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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