why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Randomize
