You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize