I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
