Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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