Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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