oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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