I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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