saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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