It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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