hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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