I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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