She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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