That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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