you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
