I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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