Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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