He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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