Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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