Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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