I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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