kristin has been a bad kristin
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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