My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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