i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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